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Obscure Artists - Comedy and More

by Mossy Vaughn

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I got an ice cream headache at the Baskin Robbins Holy shit my temples were a throbbing it felt just like an aneurysm I almost shot in my pants some milky white jism I got an ice cream headache at the Baskin Robbins I fell on the floor and screamed someone call 911 I am fucking dying this is supposed to be fun with cell phones in their hands Snapchat Instagram ice cream headache at the Baskin-Robbins #screamingman #Baskin-Robbin #I think this dude just pissed himself or had an aneurysm
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Light yourself on fire Christmas Eve at the mall Douse yourself with gasoline light a match They heard you screaming from a mile away, but there was nothing they could do So Merry Christmas, I hope your children saw it all And happy New Year to you Cherry valley Methamphetamine Let Freedom Ring is what is you screamed Alcoholic Midwestern upbringing Let Freedom Ring is what you screamed. They smelled the smoke from a mile away But there was nothing they could do So Merry Christmas, I hope your children saw it all and Happy New Year to you. No more visions of sugarplums dancing in their little heads. Just a vision of meanie burning up instead. Santa Claus is screaming. But There was nothing they could do
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cancer killed mama well cancer killed mama last year it was a slow moving death grandpa said take her out to the barn and shoot her in the head like a dying horse shes been sick in that bed far too long we show more mercy for a horse let her go meet her lord I dont care which one just get me my gun
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Well I'm headed out of Rockford Yea I'm going down south going to meet my uncle he's got a couple of pounds and when I get back I'm going to smoke all night and day Yeah when I get back I'm going to smoke all night and day So spark up the J's Spark up the J's Spark up those J's Spark up those J's
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On my way to the hospital in an ambulance self-inflicted wound to the head no it's not a gun like you suspect it was a hanger Well I saw somewhere on the evening news Somewhere down in Mexico they use hangers for lobotomies and abortions On my way to the hospital in an ambulance self-inflicted wound to the head no it's not a gun like you suspect it was a hanger Well I saw somewhere on the evening news Somewhere down in Mexico they use hangers for lobotomies and abortions
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1. 2. 3. we are fucking counting 4. 5. 6. it is fucking easy 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13
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I flew into Paris And completely missed the Eiffel Tower I got drunk at a bar instead Whats the point of seeing something that's on the internet I just wanted to get wasted All I wanted to do was just get wasted And I went to London but I did not see Big Ben just tick tick ticking away I got drunk at a bar instead I just wasted my time away I just wasted my time away all I wanted to do was get wasted all I wanted to do was get wasted (Bridge) and I tried to reach out so many times and I tried to reach out to you and I tried to reach out so many times now I'm through I'm just traveling and getting wasted They say Spain is pretty Though I've never been Oh Daniel says it's the best place that he's ever seen I still feel the pain of the scars That just won't heal So I get wasted Till I can't feel I get wasted every night I'm a waste of everyone's time all I ever do is just get wasted all I wanted to do was just get wasted
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I licked her pussy for an hour straight I cleaned that pussy like a dinner plate I licked that pussy till she couldn't walk then Iicked it till she couldn't talk she said.... licked it once then I licked it twice so fuckin hot cooled it down with ice took out a razor and shaved it bald eagles are majestic And so fucking rad I shot one with a stolen gun from my dad Now I know they on the extinction list But I dont reallyfucking give a shit I was going to shoot some kids and I know that's not the right thing to do this dawned on me As I walked out of my school if I was locked up I couldn't lick her pussy and that made me real sad I had to smoke 3 bowls In the garage just like my dad I rode my bmx so fast over to her crib Walked in the door ready to lick She pulled down her shorts and I went downtown Put her panties in her mouth because she screams so loud don't shoot bald eagles I need you around To lick this kitty Your the best in town Your name should be King Cunnilingus And I know you didnt go to college But your a goddamn genius I think I like your tongue better that your penis

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released August 5, 2020

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Mossy Vaughn Rockford, Illinois

Mossy Vaughn
I am a songwriter from Rockford Illinois.
This bandcamp is for my personal demos and songs 97% recorded on an iPad ..Like most musicians I quit trying to please people these recording are to document a blip in time. I am leaving these songs as a gift for when I am gone to the people who actually listened ....❤️
Thanks for listening
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