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I got an ice cream headache at the Baskin Robbins
Holy shit my temples were a throbbing
it felt just like an aneurysm
I almost shot in my pants some milky white jism
I got an ice cream headache at the Baskin Robbins
I fell on the floor and screamed someone call 911
I am fucking dying this is supposed to be fun
with cell phones in their hands Snapchat Instagram
ice cream headache at the Baskin-Robbins
#screamingman
#Baskin-Robbin
#I think this dude just pissed himself or had an aneurysm
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Light yourself on fire Christmas Eve at the mall
Douse yourself with gasoline
light a match
They heard you screaming from a mile away, but there was nothing they could do
So Merry Christmas, I hope your children saw it all
And happy New Year to you
Cherry valley Methamphetamine
Let Freedom Ring is what is you screamed
Alcoholic Midwestern upbringing
Let Freedom Ring is what you screamed.
They smelled the smoke from a mile away
But there was nothing they could do
So Merry Christmas, I hope your children saw it all and Happy New Year to you.
No more visions of sugarplums dancing in their little heads.
Just a vision of meanie burning up instead.
Santa Claus is screaming.
But There was nothing they could do
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cancer killed mama
well cancer killed mama last year
it was a slow moving death
grandpa said take her out to the barn
and shoot her in the head
like a dying horse
shes been sick in that bed far too long
we show more mercy for a horse
let her go meet her lord
I dont care which one just get me my gun
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Spark Up Those J's
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Well I'm headed out of Rockford
Yea I'm going down south
going to meet my uncle
he's got a couple of pounds
and when I get back I'm going to smoke all night and day
Yeah when I get back I'm going to smoke all night and day
So spark up the J's
Spark up the J's
Spark up those J's
Spark up those J's
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Hangers and Hash
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On my way to the hospital in an ambulance
self-inflicted wound to the head
no it's not a gun like you suspect
it was a hanger
Well I saw somewhere on the evening news
Somewhere down in Mexico they use
hangers for lobotomies and abortions
On my way to the hospital in an ambulance
self-inflicted wound to the head
no it's not a gun like you suspect
it was a hanger
Well I saw somewhere on the evening news
Somewhere down in Mexico they use
hangers for lobotomies and abortions
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Hot Milk Michael Jackson
01:24
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1 2 3 the counting song
01:57
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1. 2. 3.
we are fucking counting
4. 5. 6.
it is fucking easy
7. 8. 9.
10. 11. 12. 13
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Paris (get wasted)
03:21
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I flew into Paris
And completely missed the Eiffel Tower
I got drunk
at a bar instead
Whats the point of seeing something that's on the internet
I just wanted to get wasted
All I wanted to do was just get wasted
And I went to London
but I did not see Big Ben
just tick tick ticking away
I got drunk at a bar instead
I just wasted my time away
I just wasted my time away
all I wanted to do was get wasted
all I wanted to do was get wasted
(Bridge)
and I tried to reach out so many times and I tried to reach out to you
and I tried to reach out so many times now I'm through
I'm just traveling and getting wasted
They say Spain is pretty
Though I've never been
Oh Daniel says it's the best place that
he's ever seen
I still feel the pain
of the scars
That just won't heal
So I get wasted
Till I can't feel
I get wasted every night
I'm a waste of everyone's time
all I ever do is just get wasted
all I wanted to do was just get wasted
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KinG Cunnilingu$
02:44
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I licked her pussy for an hour straight
I cleaned that pussy like a dinner plate
I licked that pussy till she couldn't walk
then Iicked it till she couldn't talk
she said....
licked it once
then I licked it twice
so fuckin hot cooled it down with ice
took out a razor and shaved it bald
eagles are majestic
And so fucking rad
I shot one with a stolen gun from my dad
Now I know they on the extinction list
But I dont reallyfucking give a shit
I was going to shoot some kids
and I know that's not the right thing to do
this dawned on me
As I walked out of my school
if I was locked up
I couldn't lick her pussy
and that made me real sad
I had to smoke 3 bowls
In the garage just like my dad
I rode my bmx so fast over to her crib
Walked in the door ready to lick
She pulled down her shorts
and I went downtown
Put her panties in her mouth
because she screams so loud
don't shoot bald eagles
I need you around
To lick this kitty
Your the best in town
Your name should be King Cunnilingus
And I know you didnt go to college
But your a goddamn genius
I think I like your tongue better that your penis
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Mossy Vaughn Rockford, Illinois
Mossy Vaughn
I am a songwriter from Rockford Illinois.
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recorded on an iPad ..Like most musicians I quit trying to please people these recording are to document a blip in time. I am leaving these songs as a gift for when I am gone to the people who actually listened ....❤️
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